Please don’t “[mix] different translations from different people. Picking, choosing, and interpreting as [you feel] necessary”… It makes us translators cry. ;_;

…Well, I really can’t speak for other translators, but it does irk me when I see people reposting my translations with little changes here and there because they liked it better that way. I work really hard on my phrasing, so it’s frustrating when someone just rewrites it however. What bothers me even more is seeing someone change the meaning of a line altogether, using an incorrect translation because they either don’t know better or just think it sounds better without any respect to the meanings from the original lyricist or translator. Not to mention that none of the original translators are ever given credit for the frankenstein work, but I don’t really expect that from the internet anyway.

Rizuchan

You speak for most, if not all of us, Rizu…

Ugh. THIS. Is something that insults me a lot. It’s like taking away and rephrasing my speech because you’re telling me my English sucks.

And when they twist the words to another meaning, I get hysterical. Hey,  maybe I’m sorta glad they didn’t credit me for my work when that happens because I’d not be blamed by a peer for a completely wrong translation?

(Source: animeforum.com)

17.05.13
I’D RATHER NOT KNOW THEN

I’D RATHER NOT KNOW THEN

13.05.13

HNNNNGGGGHHHHH <3

06.05.13
Good grief. Never thought skills were that important until now.
I went into panic mode when I realised I am ~6k short of beating her, and grinded for Divina magatamas to beef Muneyoshi up, the only 5* I could see capable of boosting my team. I was going, how on earth do I get a team with an average of 9800 ATK? I was gonna give up until I realised, I needed to utilise skills&#8230;
So, just had to hope for Muneyoshi&#8217;s skill to trigger as well as Sannin Kanjo&#8217;s. And it finally did! And that&#8217;s the event for me.

Good grief. Never thought skills were that important until now.

I went into panic mode when I realised I am ~6k short of beating her, and grinded for Divina magatamas to beef Muneyoshi up, the only 5* I could see capable of boosting my team. I was going, how on earth do I get a team with an average of 9800 ATK? I was gonna give up until I realised, I needed to utilise skills…

So, just had to hope for Muneyoshi’s skill to trigger as well as Sannin Kanjo’s. And it finally did! And that’s the event for me.

06.05.13
in the process of making sweet love to Orochi I got the most cruel and shocking response regarding my manhood

in the process of making sweet love to Orochi I got the most cruel and shocking response regarding my manhood

03.05.13

“B-bombs” on my iOS gaming in successive days… what in the world

02.05.13

YOU BET

02.05.13

From the makers of Magica comes another female lead HRPG called Ariadne! The heroine is called Fran who is a kickass hunter. And so well-developed, you can’t help but notice how perky her nipples are in her silhouette in the logo.

Oh, and, HOORAY, CLOTHING SYSTEM!!!!! I declare this a must in every GOR/female lead HRPGs.

Release date is yet to be announced, but the devs claim it should be released “before the weather gets too hot”.

(Source: eclipseworks.x.fc2.com)

28.04.13
Go home angel, you&#8217;re drunk

Go home angel, you’re drunk

24.04.13

(Post dedicated to Ms. S.N.O.W.) This took me too much time than I would’ve liked…
With this post, I declare myself a supporter of EisukexMira.

I still think Mira is a horny ghost, though. Only now it takes Eisuke to keep her in check!

P.S. The first pic is a translation error, and I took advantage of it.

23.04.13

&#8220;Only delusions!&#8221;

“Only delusions!”

22.04.13

Well… you know me, often on tumblr sabbaticals…

But this game had me hooked for a week. I wonder why I haven’t found it sooner, because this is as close as you can get with erogaming on iOS…

Shutsudou! Sexy Police lets you in charge of a HAREM of policewomen, each with their un-policewomanlike traits. For instance, the hawt Bus Guide Policewoman (the one after the splash page pic) guides buses instead. Like all CCGs, you power up these cards and in this one they shed clothing with every evolution.

I know the pics are sexy, but I tell you this (sadly you need to know Japanese…), the flavor text is even riskier. For instance the bus guide:

Normal: I’m 26 and still haven’t tied the knot with anyone~
1st step (pic 1): (guiding) As you can see, right in front of you is my valley. Please take this opportunity to get closer for a much better view.
2nd step (pic 2): I wanna quit this job, boss. I wanna show, to you only, a gorgeous spot of mine…

I do think that sexy, innuendo-laden text is one way to enjoy some ecchi within the confinements that Apple enforces. I don’t think there’s any other kind of arousing iOS game as high-level as Sexy Police as yet so, if you’re like me please give it a try. And please enter azuchan28 as your invitee~

15.04.13